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               *** A Story by Dr. Graper ***
 
         6/23/80   1:35 pm     lynch / udperuse / unidel
jokes / unidel  6/19/80  5:46 pm  graper / udperuse / unidel
Dear Friends:
 
        This is a joke by a famous poet, however it is__
in "questionable" taste.  Watch out.
 
                Your Friend,
                Dr. G
 
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               *** A Story by Dr. Graper ***
 
         6/23/80   1:37 pm     lynch / udperuse / unidel
Dear Friends:
 
        I had this friend who wanted to buy a duck hunting
dog, so he went to an old-timer and asked how he could be
sure he got a good one.  The old-timer told my friend to 
look at the dog's asshole, because you need a dog with a
tight asshole so when he jumps into the water all the water
won't run in and make him sink.  So my friend goes to the
local kennel, where he's shown a number of dogs and told the
price is seventy-five dollars apiece.  My friend tells the
kennel owner he'd like to examine the dogs closely.
        So he goes over to a big friendly looking dog and
lifts up his tail.  "Uh-oh," my friend says, "big
asshole," and he moves to another dog.  The kennel owner
comes over at that, pointing to the first dog.  "What the
fuck are you doing to my dog?" he says.   "Well," says my
friend, "I just been looking at the dog's asshole and it's
pretty big, see, so when he jumps in the water after a 
duck, the water will run in and he'll sink."  
 
---------------------------------------- Response 2 of 2
               *** A Story by Dr. Graper ***
 
         6/23/80   1:37 pm     lynch / udperuse / unidel
        The kennel owner takes a look and says, "Yeah, the
asshole is__ big, isn't it?"  And he reaches out, grabs
the old dog's balls and gives them about a half turn and
the dog's asshole cinches right up tight.  "Sorry," the
kennel owner says to my friend, "I had that dog 
adjusted for quail."
 
 
        I was reading the biography of this poet when
this story of his, supposedly related on a bus to the
biographer, came up and really amazed me.  I think it casts
a lot of light on stuff.
 
                Your Friend,
                Dr. G