---------------------------------------- Note 23 Dr *** A Story by Dr. Graper *** 11/20/80 6:23 pm brian dear / udperuse guidonotes 9/27/77 8:10 am dr graper / udmusic Dear Ozzie: I'd say about three. Dear Friends: Hey, why don't you look at my boutieere? Come on, it's just a DEAD plastic flower. (SQUIRT) Har har Har! Hey, this will really KILL you! Shake my hand (BUZZZ) Har har har! I'm sorry. Please, sit down. (Embarassing noise) Har har har, that was a whoopee cushion. No, I won't do it again. Here, have some assorted buts (opens cans and paper snakes shoot out all at once) Har har har! I almost frightened you to DEATH there, huh? I'm such a funny guy. Dr. Graber ---------------------------------------- Response 1 of 3 *** A Story by Dr. Graper *** 11/20/80 6:24 pm brian dear / udperuse guidonotes 9/27/77 8:19 am dr graper / udmusic Dear Friends: Thought I'd lighten up your SPIRITS with some great jokes and big boffs. You want to talk about ugly? Take my wife, please!!! She's so dumb, I came home one night and smelled something burning. I asked her, "What are we having for dinner?" and she says, "Cornflakes!!" She's so fat that she has to go outside to change her mind! Once she walked down to the corner wearing a red white and blue dress and somebody opened her mouth and dropped in a letter, thinking she was a mailbox!! She's so fat, she can dust the room by just turning around!! She's so dumb, she has to brush her teeth by the number system!!! Har har har Ho ho ho Heh heh heh She's so fat, her COFFIN is going to have to be a ---------------------------------------- Response 2 of 3 *** A Story by Dr. Graper *** 11/20/80 6:24 pm brian dear / udperuse guidonotes 9/27/77 8:41 am dr graper / udmusic Piano case!!! Har har har har I would like to relate a little story right now, being as I AM right off the steamboat and all and certainly DEAD tired after a long trip up and down the creek and all. But I do realize my obligation to you folks to answer your letters. Then again, how about I don't answer your letters? What? Alright. I know you're just DYING to hear more one-liner old favorite jokes. How about this one: How do You make a Venetian Blind? Poke him in the eye, that's how, har har har har. bill lynch buried me huMor233 ---------------------------------------- Response 3 of 3 *** A Story by Dr. Graper *** 11/20/80 6:24 pm brian dear / udperuse guidonotes 9/27/77 8:46 am student / udmusic And hOw about this wun?!: A laydee waulks into this store and she see a beeg toortle am je shilf Toortle goes: Howcum yur hat iz on bickwrds an shee gos !cAuse ihr dimgh fud bowery putte too muche L SD iin thee punche an i dyed HoW bout thees wun: A man wulks in a rum an hje geys STOP