-------------------------------- Note   3   tuga-tuga! 
               *** A Story by Dr. Graper ***
 
         5/14/79   10:49 pm     tripp / udperuse / unidel
whine/unidel 5/14/79  9:07 pm graper/udperuse/unidel
She had two breasts.  Each was approximately as big as the
other.
        He was breathing heavily.  He was sitting on the 
ground, staring at her.  He had emphysema but was known as
a great satisfier of women.
        Their love nest was a sunken ammonia sulfide tank
car.
        He slobbered as he stared at her firm, supple body
and said, "Come on babee, les doit."  His name was Seymour
but he made her call him Adonis.  
        His organ was magnificent.  All the keys worked
and it had a vibrato that sounded just like Lawrence Welk.
        "Treat me like dirt!" she squealed in anticipation.
        With lust he poured liquid full power "Wisk" all
over her body.
        And far away, a bell tolled.