---------------------------------------- Note 21 graper/udps *** A Story by Dr. Graper *** 7/23/79 4:01 pm graper / udps / unidel * graper / udps / unidel 7/23/79 11:49 am * Dear Dan: Hello? Hello? Look, Cain and I were drinking Rolling Frog Beer last night when we came onto a really great idea. I mean, we went ahead with it thinking that you'd surely go along. You know our apartment, right? it's right on the corner and we've actually got the biggest front lawn and side lawn of anybody in the whole neighborhood. Well, with all that space, we thought we'd make the three of us some big bucks by opening a Chevrolet/Buick dealership there in the apartment. We've made the sign already, "Two Daves and a Dans' OK Chevy/Buick People's Market," with an inventory of about thirty or forty cars parked out front. Sounds cool, huh? Well, gotta go. Your Friend, Dave ---------------------------------------- Response 1 of 2 8/14/79 5:43 pm demo / demo / unidel Dear Doctor, Your diagnosis of the need for a vehicle vendor- ship at your communal residence sounds so tacky it's got to be great.Where do you live,anyway?I want to urinate on your grand opening. Omnipotently, GOD ---------------------------------------- Response 2 of 2 *** A Story by Dr. Graper *** 8/15/79 10:15 am graper / udperuse / unidel Dear God: It'll be in the papers. Your Friend, Dr. Graper