-------------------------------- Note   2   Birthday note 
 
         5/11/79   2:55 pm     tripp / udps / unidel
staffnotes/unidel 5/10/79  9:18 am sandler/udplato/unidel
Today is Janet's birthday.
 
 
                                Happy Birthday Janet!!!!

---------------------------------------- Response 1 of 3
               *** A Story by Dr. Graper ***
 
         5/11/79   2:56 pm     tripp / udps / unidel
staffnotes/unidel 5/11/79  2:14 pm graper/udps/unidel
Dear Janet:
 
[A man walks into a store]
[The little bell fastened to the door rings annoyingly]
Old Shopkeeper:  Hello?
Tall Stranger :  I want a birthday card for a friend. . .
OS:  A friend?
TS:  Uh, yeah. (Looks out window)
OS:  Well, we don't have any.
TS:  None?
OS:  Nope.  
TS:  Oh.  How about telegrams?
OS:  Don't handle 'em.
TS:  Birthday Postcards?
OS:  Nope.
TS:  Birthday Flowers?  Candy?
OS:  Nope.
TS:  Spraypaint?
OS:  Spraypaint?
 
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               *** A Story by Dr. Graper ***
 
         5/11/79   2:57 pm     tripp / udps / unidel
TS:  Yeah.
OS:  Birthday spraypaint?
TS:  Sure.
OS:  I guess so.  It's in the back, though.
TS:  That's ok.  I can wait.
 
[Old man dissappears into back of store]
[Tall stranger steals all the spark plugs off the spark
        plug display and shoves them in pockets]
OS:  (Emerging from back)  Here we go.  That'll be $3.99.
TS:  OK.  (Hands man a spark plug)
OS:  What?
 
 
[Tall stranger crawls under fence at Wilmington DART bus
        depot, sneaks through shadows, shielded in the 
        darkness he approaches a big bus, fumbles with 
        flashlight as he spray paints "HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
        JANET!!" on the buses side right over the face of
        a cardboard poster woman advertising Newlight cig-
 
---------------------------------------- Response 3 of 3
               *** A Story by Dr. Graper ***
 
         5/11/79   2:57 pm     tripp / udps / unidel
        arettes]
[Tall stranger riding home on bicycle, spark plugs falling
        out of pockets]
[Pauses and thinks]

TS:  Janet does____ ride the bus, doesn't she? I hate to have
        wasted a birthday bus.
 
 
 
                Happy Birthday, Janet!