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               *** A Story by Dr. Graper ***
 
         7/6/79   6:27 pm     lynch / udperuse / unidel
jokes/unidel 6/22/79  12:41 pm graper/udperuse/unidel
Dear Friends:
 
        Here's one for you:  I told my father, the computer
programmer/analyst whatever, that I needed some money
for clothes.  He said "How come?"
        I said, "Cos I ran out of money and have to wear
this lousy cardboard underwear, which is as hard as Jimmy
Carter's _____ when Ms. Lillian went and ________ his _____
in the _________."
        He hands me a five and says, "Here, go out and
get some soft-wear!"  Get it?
 
                In honor of a truly great humorist