----------------------------------- Note 16 dog's life. 7/6/79 6:25 pm lynch / udperuse / unidel jokes/unidel 6/30/79 3:48 pm laubach/udperuse/unidel There was a dog that walked across the railroad tracks and the train cut off his tail. So he turned around to see what cut off his tail and the train cut off his head. The Moral of this story is: Don't loose your head over a piece of tail. ---------------------------------------- Response 1 of 1 *** A Story by Dr. Graper *** 7/6/79 6:25 pm lynch / udperuse / unidel jokes / unidel 6/30/79 8:44 pm graper / udperuse / unidel Dear Mr. Laubach: I don't get it. Is "train" supposed to be a pun off of "training" a dog? Is "piece" supposed to be an extended allegory, referring to the elusive "peace" that President Carter is trying to achieve with the Railroad Industry? Your Friend, Dr. Graper