------------------------------------ Note 1 housing *** A Story by Dr. Graper *** 5/10/79 12:46 am tripp / udperuse / unidel whine/unidel 4/27/79 3:40 pm graper/udperuse/unidel Dear Friends: You wanna talk about problems, bud?? Then you wanna talk about off-campus housing!! Just try___ and find someplace decent in Newark for less than $400 a month! Then you go in and this big fat overweight blob of a Chrysler working, union membership for forty years dolt tells you that he has five million people on his goddamned waiting list just to get a closet______ in his lousy joint and that it'll be $150 down as security and no pets, no children, no women, no stereo, no dope, no loud rock and roll music, no written literature of any kind and maybe, just maybe_____ after you've lived there for five years he might_____ install a bathroom in the place and everyone there looks ugly and mean and like they might burn a cross on your door some night and the place comes w/o heat, w/o utilities, w/o walls between the bedrooms, w/o water and he says that if you ever decide to leave you'll have to replace all the light bulbs and undergo ---------------------------------------- Response 1 of 1 *** A Story by Dr. Graper *** 5/10/79 12:47 am tripp / udperuse / unidel a metal detector test and injections of sodium pentathol to make sure that you don't rip him off and he hands you a form that requires forty references, including ten references needed from members of the board of at least three (3) different corporations listed in FORTUNE's top 500 1979 Business Summary, several from priests and holy men of several different denominations and permission from your parents to sell you to a strange African mercenary army in the case your rent might be ten minutes late. DAMN!!!! Your Friend, Dave Graper trying to find a place to live