------------------------------- Note  31   lynch can drive 
 
         7/6/79   5:29 pm     lynch / udperuse / unidel
staffnotes/unidel 4/17/79  12:46 pm j wilson/p/unidel
* jane / users / unidel  4/17/79  12:39 pm *
BILL PASSED HIS DRIVING TEST!!!!!!!!
 
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               *** A Story by Dr. Gra"per ***
 
         7/6/79   5:30 pm     lynch / udperuse / unidel
staffnotes/unidel 4/19/79  11:08 am graper/udps/unidel
Dear Bill:
 
        Congratulations.  Maybe now, if your dad lends you
the car, you can take out some of those foxy music majors
who are always whining about something.  Hot stuff, eh?
 
        Hey, I've got a set of oversized plastic dice that
you can hang from your rear view mirror if you want 'em.
Also, I've got a lot of cheap furry carpeting that you can
use to carpet the whole inside of your car to give it that
crass American-living-in-the 50's look.  Hey, and my dad
has a partially busted 8-track that you could mount in the
glove compartment so that you could play real loud Led
Zepplin and Elton John when you go cruising through the
McDonald's parking lot with your aforementioned whining
music major female.  
 
        Isn't getting a liscence great?

        Your Friend, Mr. Graper