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               *** A Story by Dr. Graper ***
 
         3/28/79   4:33 pm     lynch / udplato / unidel
Dear Friends:
 
        Who came up with the humorous and socially sig-
 
nificant use of "whine" anyway?  Me, that's who!  Nobody
 
even recognizes that!  You stinking young snots think you've
 
got the world by the chest hairs because you're stinking
 
engineers and computer programmers and get fifteen million
 
offers from all sorts of institutions that build four
 
dimensional jimcracks and Ronco 24 hour rotary blade 
 
hand held vacuum cleaners!  You think I don't despise your
 
silly behavior, channeling you towards filling the Wool-
 
 
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               *** A Story by Dr. Graper ***
 
         3/28/79   4:33 pm     lynch / udplato / unidel
worth's shelves with billions upon billions of cheap 
 
rubber king kong figurines or airplane model upon airplane
 
model in the back!  
 
        Hey, don't get that way with me!  You think this is
 
all just a damned joke!  Well, this is one time when it just
 
isn't funny!  
        
        You!  Yes, you, the Electrical Engineer.  Think 
 
you're pretty great, huh?  Well, you know what's going to 
 
become of you?  You're going to get a job engineering the
 
electronics that guides a Kitchen Aide dishwasher through
 
 
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               *** A Story by Dr. Graper ***
 
         3/28/79   4:34 pm     lynch / udplato / unidel
its sani-wash and spin dry functions!  
 
        Hey, you!  Yeah, you the computer science major!
 
You shouldn't laugh!  You'll be designing the logic for a
 
hardware store's cash register!  
 
        And you!  Think you've accomplished something by
 
taking all those tough classes?  Well, you haven't!  All 
 
you've done is assure yourself of an ugly woman, three
 
ugly children named bob, mary and zwol and will have a big
 
mortgage to hang over your head until you die.
 
        Boy!  I'm glad I'm a Communication major and a
 
 
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               *** A Story by Dr. Graper ***
 
         3/28/79   4:36 pm     lynch / udplato / unidel
totally useless member of American society.  I'll just
 
write stories and get killed in styrofoam accident.
 
 
                An angered (yet not whining)
                Dr. Graper