--------------------------------- Note  14   piano sorrow 
               *** A Story by Dr. Graper ***
 
         2/27/79   9:25 am     graper / newauth / unidel
Dear Friends:
 
        Alright, I confess.  I was using the practice room,
hogging up a piano without even using it.  I'm sorry.  
But. . .but, well, I might as well come clean.  I have also:
        
        Stolen a case of Fritos from a parked
                Frito Lay Truck
 
        Used the handicapped toilet every chance
                I get
        Borrowed a bunch of books from a guy's
                house in Bear Delaware and forgot
                to return all of them (which must
                be really bad since they're books
                from an encyclopaedia and he's missing
                books 13-20)
        Stole milk every morning for two weeks from the
                outdoor milk boxes of a public elementary
                school
 
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               *** A Story by Dr. Graper ***
 
         2/27/79   9:35 am     graper / newauth / unidel
        Tore down the big American flag in my high school
                library and then started stealing flags
                from all the classrooms
        Played with the big combination lock on the vault
                of the bank where I worked and then blamed
                it on faulty alarm wiring when the SWAT team
                showed up
        Pushed Bobby Bennett off the jungle gym in kinder-
                garten and made him land on his head, even
                though I said he slipped and he had to stay
                in bed for a long, long time
        Took twelve candy-bars when a university candy 
                machine was busted open and even showed the
                looters the most logical way to loot it
        Tore down all the "Class Ring" posters in the 
                Student center once
        Pulled down the entire B-Hallway stairway ceiling
                in high school 
        Took a whole box of Tetley Tea and about twenty 
                pounds of typing paper, pens, pencils and
 
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               *** A Story by Dr. Graper ***
 
         2/27/79   9:38 am     graper / newauth / unidel
                correcting fluid from a place that I worked
        Accidentally killed a little girl's pet turtle by
                dropping it in a creek that was much 
                shallower than it looked, and then told her
                it had actually died of Spiro Encephalitis
        
        Well, that's it.  I'm sorry.
 
                Your Friend,
                Dr. Graper